Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Size Doesn't Matter!


Look at this cover, would ya? So hot sexy. I noticed that Josh Lanyon's new e-book was available a week early over at Loose-id, and beepbeepzipTANG! I whipped out the old mastercard (shhhh. DO NOT tell G) and read it in one sitting. I can't help myself. I'm weak. He's my favorite m/m author and an auto buy. Yay for Josh!

But, er, he may be less than thrilled with my post title.

Dangerous Ground is a little story that packs a great, walloping punch. At 109 pages (a bargain at $4.99, IMHO), I'm tellin' ya, t'was verra, verra nice.

Josh admits that this book is his version of a m/m action adventure inspired by the old BBC series The Professionals. However, Lisabea has never seen The Professionals and is too lazy to Google it. Sue me. I get the picture though. It's that buddy/buddy/bestfriend/partners fighting the good fight for life, liberty and the pursuit of a world where openly gay cops can sink into a hot tub, slick bodies dripping, bubbles hiding what lies just beneath the surface, as they grope, wrestle, and grasp each others...

But I digress.

Will and Taylor are on (what I would only call a vacation in HELL. NOT a camper. NO.) a vacation at the tail end of Taylor's convalescence. Shot in the chest in the line of duty, during a surprising moment of hesitation, Taylor is about to go back to work. But first the partners must try to come to terms with the shooting and rebuild their damaged relationship. Taylor is angry with Will for coddling him, aware that he still needs some support, and resentful over the loss of trust in their professional relationship. To complicate things, he's in love with Will. And Will, having once turned down the drunken advances of his best friend, doesn't want to ruin their strong partnership. What a ding dong. I mean, IT'S ALREADY RUINED.

Will sprang onto the wing, reaching a hand down for Taylor, and with a grimace, Taylor accepted his help, vaulting up beside him. The wing bobbed beneath their weight, and Will steadied him, hands on Taylor’s waist for an instant.

Taylor moved away. Not that he minded Will’s hands on him -- there was nothing he’d have liked more than Will’s hands on him -- but this had nothing to do with attraction and everything to do with lack of confidence. A lack of confidence in Taylor being able to look after himself. Not that Will had said so, but it was clear to Taylor -- and maybe it was clear to Will too, which might explain what the hell they were doing up in the High Sierras one week before Taylor was officially due to start back at work.

Because if they couldn’t figure this out -- get past it -- they were through as a team. Regardless of the fact that so far no one had admitted there was even a problem.


I love Will. He's such a fucking man. You know what I mean? Strong. Firm. Decisive. Taciturn. Slow to anger. Frugal with his smiles. Obtuse. He stupidly thinks that by saying "No." Everything will go back to normal. It's obvious from the get go that he returns Taylor's feelings. He's pissed at Taylor for getting himself shot and he's burdened with guilt. Also, he's a fine looking camper.

And Taylor? Presented as rash, a bit hot headed, and physically not up to his usual standards, he's one troubled Alpha. He's that combination I cannot resist: resourceful grittiness mixed with sass and humor. He's my boy. Taylor has clarity about what's going on in a way that the more grounded, controlled Will doesn't. I love that about Taylor. He recognizes that things will never be the same. They can either be partners in every sense, or not at all.

What a great story! There's so much conflict. We have the internal conflict of these two men struggling with their physical differences, with their equality (alpha/alpha), loss of confidence, anger, desire, trust. And then the external forces come into play. When the two recover 2 million dollars and stash it, things really begin to pick up. At odds with each other, they traipse through those mountains with a united purpose, even as their already frayed relationship unravels. Yippee ki-yay!

Now ladies, I know what you want. When the boys slip into that natural spring hot tub whassit, HELLO! The dynamic between our Alpha men(s) as they grapple for control is smoking, sizzling hot. Thank goodness that fire was water resistant! We never forget for a moment during this scene what's at play, but da-yum, Will takes that Taylor fully. Oh. My. My.

Will trembled with the effort of holding motionless, but Taylor could feel his heart thundering behind his own, and any fear that he was alone in this, that he had relinquished too much for too little, faded. He winced -- wriggled, trying to accommodate that thick rigidity. Water was not enough of a lubricant. What had they been thinking?

“Are you okay?” Will sounded hoarse. He rocked against Taylor -- stopped himself -- then rocked again like he just couldn’t help it. “Say…something.”

To his astonishment, Taylor heard himself whimper. A helpless little submissive sound -- and he nudged his ass against Will’s groin in clear invitation.

Of course things take a phe-nom-e-nal turn for the worse. Will and Taylor have to work together in order to come out alive. YAY! I actually prefer the action in this story to that of The Dark Horse (although, I love that book for other reasons). 109 pages! I never thought: I want more. I couldn't put it down. This nifty m/m action adventure satisfied me. Heh.

But the writing. I mean, the story is excellent, but the writing is soooo clean. I sometimes refer to a story as "tight" but, dang, this gives new meaning to the term. He wastes nothing, giving every word and detail weight.I adore the use of the word ground through out the story. Dangerous ground. Uneven ground. Ground to cover. Firmer ground. Higher ground. Solid ground. Man oh man. He uses this with such direction. It's simple and is indicative of his ability to lead the reader to a conclusion without cramming it down our throats.

Finally ( I have a lot to say, ok?) I need to talk about unity. It's the other tool in his shed I've noticed in these novellas. Everything happens in the space of just a few days, with few characters, and in a contained environment. Intentional? I haven't a clue. But I will venture to guess someone as clever as Mr. Lanyon (heh) is using all his tricks when he delivers a story to us. And why wouldn't he? He's the m/m how to guy! I understand why his books are used in English 101 classes.

And My God, the review is almost as long as the damn book....Is that a good sign or a bad one? I believe I'm gushing. ::eek::

Thumbs Up. Fucking A.

PS: This story will be part of the Hostage Anthology from MLR Press.

76 comments:

JenB said...

Oooohh...I need this. I am ashamed to admit I haven't read any of Mr. Lanyon's work yet. I've never had much of an interest in mysteries, so even though I've been tempted once or twice to download a Josh Lanyon book (usually PARTNERS IN CRIME), something else always catches my eye and keeps me from going through with it.

But jeez...I really think I'm gonna have to read this one!

First of all, the gushing reviews have definitely caught my attention (does somebody have a wee crush?). ;) Second, the characters sound amazing and it's obvious Josh's writing is top notch. Lastly and most importantly, I've read many of Josh's comments on your blog and I think he's an absolute doll. How could I possibly keep ignoring his books???

Think DANGEROUS GROUND would be a good first Josh Lanyon book for me?

sula said...

oh man oh man! This sounds so tasty and what a cool cover too. (um, not that i judge books by covers or anything, I don't!) I think that you're right when you say Josh's writing is "tight". He doesn't waste anything. Every word feels like it's there for a meaning and everything just...fits. I'm looking forward to this one.

lisabea said...

JenB~Crush? Moi? I have so many: JL, Meljean, Josh,Sarah, Suze, and, uh, Nate. heh. It's more of a Grasshopper/Master Po kind of relationship...snatch the pebble from my hand....

To start? Definitely this or Ghost of A Chance. Rhys is so funny and sexy. My personal absolute hands down fav is The Hell You Say...but that ain't no happy ending.

Sula~ Me think you likey. Alphas in love. Lots of tension. Think Jack in the bar taking some swings....just your cuppa.

Ally Blue said...

Oh great, something else I have to read >_<
Sigh.
I still need the Adrian English series. It's just so HARD to find the time to sit down and read. The boy-child borrowed my Zombie Survival Guide book because I kept not reading it cuz I'm so dang busy. Lucky for me I already had a zombie plan. Ha!

lisabea said...

I have much to read as well. Er. As you know. But I couldn't seem to help myself.....

azteclady said...

Me, want. Won't get until I've read Adrian.

Me, bad.

Me, very much behind in my reading.

Me, sad.

kim said...

Man, this sounds so good. But I'm going to be a good girl and wait for it in the Hostage Antho.

Does it have an HEA or HFN?

Great job on the review LB!

lisabea said...

Kim~It's Josh Lanyon. He ends them manly. I have to say though, these two pro'lly have the happiest ending and most hopeful future of any of his books. Cuz these dudes have been together as partners for years. I can't wait to get that anthology. PRINT. Woot. Now to find a hiding place...

Azteclady~Me, too. But, Me have impulse control issues.....
AND speaking of which: NO PENGUINS. NO WARD. NO LIKEY. Sorry it took me so long to stop over at Karen's and read...:shame::

Carolyn Jean said...

This sounds great. As it happens, I am in the middle of Fatal Shadows by Mr. Lanyon, I currently have SNOWBALL IN HELL waiting in the wings, and now I want this. I agree on the tightness factor.

OMG we are Josh fangirls. I am going to call us Fanyons. Oh, and my dear, thank you for the excerpt--it has greatly brightened my continuing dark journey through the land of magnum double hungs, which threatens to take me deep into the night.

Carolyn Jean said...

Josh's books are used in English 101?

Katie(babs) said...

Did I hear hot tub? Sexy nekked wet men in a hot tub?!?!
*thump*

Carolyn Jean said...

splash splash

lisabea said...

CJ~That's what Laura wrote in her blog hosting thing.And I had to read the fucking Bell Jar. Can you imagine reading m/m with your teacher? I WANT THAT CLASS.

I laughed so hard over the Magnum Double Hung. I believe we should post those raunchy photos.

Fanyon? Katie(babs) CAN you make buttons for RWA. They will think I work at TGIFridays...

lisabea said...

Katie(babs)~Actually. Here's the Josh book for you.

Fanyon. OMG. I'm still cracking up.

Carolyn Jean said...

Except it sort of reminds me of funions. Which I sort of like.

lisabea said...

We are fun. And I do so love funions but, alas, they do not love me. If you know what I mean.

So my buttons so far are what? I can't even remember. Katie just keeps telling me: I'm making a BUTTON for that.

Carolyn Jean said...

I have never understood the button thing. Maybe she has a button maker.

Rosie said...

I must remember not to be eating when I read your blog and comments. I'm home alone and could have choked to death on my supper of Honey Nut Cheerios. Gawd!

Secondly, when I was trolling the e-stores while home sick I saw the Lanyon book and almost purchased it, but I KNEW you'd be getting it and letting us all know the scoop.

Guess I gotta go shop now huh?

Bridget Locke said...

Hmm...well, it looks like I've got some shopping to do. LB-you are evil! :D


By the by, did you ever get those pics I sent you for MLM? Pretty, pretty and perfect...I thought anyway. :D

lisabea said...

Rosie~He's my m/m Lisa Kleypas. Well. Maybe Linda Howard. She wrote all those categories I loved. Duncan's Bride! MacKenzie's Mountain! vs. Dangerous Ground! The Dark Horse! Only these are completely different. I have to work on my comparisons. Glad you are feeling better!(I'm thinking it was the bit on the funions that had you choking on your cheerios)

Bridget~Evil? Moi?Mwahahahhaha.
I thought I sent you a message? Did I not? OH I am for CRAP. But I know I commented on it. Cuz that dude's willy was peaking out. hhahahhahaha. I love when pictures arrive for me. :) And I try to use them.

Katie(babs) said...

Splash splash indeed. All those bubbles and wee-wees a floatin around sounds like a good time :)

lisabea said...

::bangs head::

Katie(babs) YOU PERV. Uh. This would be the pot calling the kettle black, true?

Katie(babs) said...

I don't deny my pervy nature. :)
Just wait till SF. Heh heh....

How was the snack bar last night? *asks innocently*

lisabea said...

Filling.

thelastaerie said...

It's that buddy/buddy/bestfriend/partners fighting the good fight for life, liberty and the pursuit of a world where openly gay cops can sink into a hot tub, slick bodies dripping, bubbles hiding what lies just beneath the surface, as they grope, wrestle, and grasp each others...

I love it when you're being so honest and persuasive with your plot summary of the story. *grins*

man, I am so in love with Taylor, I want to hit Will's head with a two-ton brick the whole time until he realises that this is LOVE.

i love that the main conflict of their relationship comes from their personalities and that's a great one to read. And Josh using the "I nearly lost you"/"thought you were dead" card to help resolve the conflict is very convincing as well... i mean, two aplha males falling in love? yeah, it takes some "death wishes/threats" to draw them out.

i don't do camping, but i definitely enjoyed this one and your review of it :) /Eve

lisabea said...

Well, this audience wants the dirty.

I was expecting to be all about Will. But get a guy crawling through the woods on his belly, injured, to save his love? Oh now we are talking. Add a smart ass mouth and an impetuous nature? True. Love.

I feel like I cheated because I've been following his LJ posts and read Man Oh Man: The How to Guide for The Tool Lisabea Who Blogs Instead of Works On Her WOP.

Thanks Eve! And, BTW, you are a Fanyon. Heh.

Samantha Kane said...

lb ~ I love your new avatar! I just saw that somewhere. Where? Not here. Hmmmm...maybe here? Who am I again?

Josh ~ Just stop it you big showoff. If you keep putting out these awesomely fantastic books I will never have the time to write again! So stop already!

I want to be a Fanyon. And a Funion. Tasty but tasteful.

Sarai said...

Well that certs (or is it serts) it I am buying yet another of Josh's books add me to the Fanyons *sigh* I swear I have to go look up his whole back list now just to catch up.

sula said...

lb, you have got me pegged. two alphas in one book? sign me up!

sam, you saw that picture on my blog. lb, queen of internet photo hunting, found it for our dual review of Master of Obsidian. Isn't it great? superhero slash. what will they think of next?

Fanyon is a great word. I think we need to start using it. *g*

thelastaerie said...

I agree, Fanyon is a much better word that stalker :P

I love my new membership... soon enough we'll get a conference going... /Eve

lisabea said...

Sam~I think that avatar suits me, yes? I pilfered it from some place...I don't even remember where, but, it SANG to my SOUL. Actually, I thought it was clever so I swiped it.

Tasty but Tasteful. Hmmm. Our Motto?

Sarai~This one is way smokin hawter than that first Adrien. There's a fine, fine, uh, fine hot tub scene.
splash splash

Sula~Did you mind me stealin' that? I really lurve it.

thelastaerie~Well now that we have a name AND a motto.....

sula said...

Mind? I think it's effing awesome!!! lol. Now I get to see it on a regular basis and giggle and sigh. Robin 'n Batman. awwww.

Katie(babs) said...

Imagine Batman and Yoda?
*Snicker*

Carolyn Jean said...

I am so into procrastinating my project, I was just seriously considering making a batman yoda avatar to surprise everybody. I think I need a drink.

But won't get one.

lisabea said...

Magnum double hung still making you squirm? Poor CJ. It's a tough job...

Carolyn Jean said...

Magnum Double Hung has me flat on my back. And squirming!

Anonymous said...

Oh damn. I can't fucking wait for the book to arrive!! I hope it gets here soon or I'll so something stupid. Like buying an e-book of a story I'm going to get anyway. Damn. I'm an absolute sucker for stories of best friends who become lover. Male best friends, that is :-D.

Mary M.

Carolyn Jean said...

Mary,
I really like that kind of story, too.

You can be strong! You can hold out for the book to arrive!

Anonymous said...

*sigh* Strenght of will was never my strong suit, especially when it comes to books. The one thing that will probably going to stop me is the fact I just lost my job. But even that isn't sure. I'd postpone all other expenses if it meant having more books.

OK, all other expenses but food. I love to eat almost as much as I love reading.

Have you read The Asssignment by Evangeline Anderson? So it's my fav best-friends-to-lovers ever. Plus, lots of paralells with Butch and Vishous :-DDD.

Mary M.

lisabea said...

Wait. Are you saying that you just lost your job...or that would be the only thing stopping you? I was all: OH NOES!

I have the anthology coming in the mail soon (I hope. Laura???)...but when I saw the novella...all alone...like CJ's birdcage, So lonely, I had to have it. And, er, possibly buy a second one for a friend.

I keep meaning to read the assignment. It looks so good and it's that "partners posing as lovers" on assignment. Hm. You say tis good?

Anonymous said...

Lol. No, I'm truly losing my job after June 2nd. But I'm OK. I have an egg's nest and I'll use the opportunity to go work abroad. Therefore, I should really try not to spend too much money since I'm going to need it. But is that going to stop me from buying more books?... See the previous "no strenght of will" comment above :-DDD It looks like you have the same problem ;)

And as a Butch/V fan, you just HAVE to read The Assignment. Believe me on this one. I found this story when my yearning for Butch and V was at its keenest and The Assignment was a godsend. Two cops, best friends for years, one a tall, dark and stoic man called Valenti, and his smart-mouthed partner of Irish ancestry named O'Brian. Valenti starts having feelings for his friend, but thinks it's hopeless because O'Brian is straight. See the connections? And they have to go undercover in a gay resort. OMG, the opportunies. While you do roll your eyes at Valenti's blindness at times, the emotions and the sex are both wonderful. Give it a try it's worth it.

Mary M.

JenB said...

Oh yes, The Assignment is a guilty pleasure for sure. I re-read it monthly. It's the only e-book that has earned the privilege of residing in the internal memory on my reader rather than the memory stick. Thanks to Mary M for that recommendation so long ago. :)

Hey, where's Josh? He didn't show up to critique your critique???

lisabea said...

JenB~So funny. You aren't the only one to ask. Three Words: Va.Ca.Tion.

And today is the day I post my chapter of the Greek. Chapter and Epilogue= lisabea went over 750 word allotment. oopsie.

Josh Lanyon said...

Hey, where's Josh? He didn't show up to critique your critique???

Out of town -- and supposedly off-line, but I'm such a sad sack I ended up bringing my laptop anyway.

Once again, Sweetbea gets right to the heart of my work: THE HOT TUB SCENE. Actually, I was sort of proud of that scene. Well, not the scene itself so much as my ecologically sound but still ingenius use of natural resources.

Fanyons. Laughing my ass off at that one. Very clever, you lot.

lisabea said...

Hey,I tell it like it is. It was hot. And in a tub.

lisabea said...

splish splash I was taking a bath

C'mon. It was great!

treva said...

BTW, there are certain parallels -- in a very way-- to The Assignment in this one.

treva said...

grrr, I meant in a very GOOD way

lisabea said...

I need to read that. Bam did a review a while ago...but I keep getting distracted by werewolves and vampires and Adrien....and cowboys....and....

Carolyn Jean said...

policemen and soldiers and firefighters and male dancers and tree huggers

lisabea said...

and big furry bears (heh) and ponies and penguins

Carolyn Jean said...

Oh, LB. Hope you're having a good Satuday. I've been workaholicking all morning at my computer. It is fucking snowing here. Or it was an hour ago.

Katie(babs) said...

Vampires, Aliens with big penises, menages in castles and finally done with the Penguin!

Carolyn Jean said...

Hi KB! Look at all of us here.

lisabea said...

I've been prom dress shopping with big girl. I ate a double cheese burger off the dollar menu at McDonald's. Add those two experiences together and I am officially feeling like a barge.

No snow. It's bloody gorgeous. So sorry.

Carolyn Jean said...

Oh, prom. The BF! I can't wait for he next review of JRW. It would be really funny if Penguin sent her an ARC instead of you, LB. Yet tragic. Don't think I'm being insensitive.

Katie(babs) said...

CJ: The gang is definitely here :)Snow?!
LB: Beautiful weather, definitely!
McDonalds is your reward for dress shopping. :)

...need dinner soon, I is hungry.