A bunch of insane women have been playing a game now for 2 weeks. Desert Island (Hero) Keepers. The ideas is that we each get ONE turn per round to choose a romantic hero for our hut on a desert island paradise (or in my case, a 5 star cabana...class all the way at Club Nose). Once that hero is nabbed by a player, he is gone forever. BUT if you are savvy, you can outwit your friends and then make tradesies. There are 7 rounds....and that's as many turns and mens as you are permitted. Who knew how addictive this thing would become?The other morning I was driving home from Hartford, 2 large coconut coffees from D&D under my belt..mmmm...and my mind began to race. A little. Bit. I was thinking of Ally Blue, who got dissed and left in the dirt after round one, and of Samantha Kane, who is having a ball playing along. I wondered if anyone else out there in bloglandia, particularly authors, would be interested in playing.
Hi,
Currently 20 women (readers/writers) are involved in a death match over favorite heroes from romantic fiction. It's been going on for about a week and a half and has grown into a behemoth: 20 bloggers; 7 blogs; spectators; pot stirring fiends; 100's of comments a day; squabbling; back stabbing; threats. It's a wicked good time. I know that many of them are curious about who their favorite authors would choose to take with them on their own Desert Island.
I'd like to do a post of Author DIK's (Desert Island Keeper's) as part of the festivities. I'm inviting authors who have either been part of the MLM/NIAB experience (I'm such a dork) or are active participants in my ridiculous site. Monday James Buchanan and I are discussing qualities that make for a good hero in romance...so this will be a prelude to MLM. If any of you are interested in sending along 5 heroes (character,book, author), I'll post them on Friday and link back to your site. Easy Peasy. It's fun. I swear. And best of all, it's requires no work.
lb
Of course I emailed this out. I'm beyond control these days...and here is the excellent response...and a heap of books to give away.. that I received.
In no order what so ever cuz at 11:30 last night I lost this entire em effing post. NOT KIDDING. At 2 am, G said...er..Leeece? It's 2 am! Doh.
My comments are in blue...again, I have no self control.
Laura Baumbach's List

Adrien from the Adrien English Mystery series by Josh Lanyon. He needs cuddled.
Jake from Adrien English Mystey series by Josh Lanyon. He needs talked to, slapped and loved. (and tied down and have kitchen utensils applied to his ass. No?)
Sam Spade, Maltese Falcom by Dashiell Hammett.
Nick Charles, The Thin Man, by Dashiell Hammett.
I know it's weird, but I've fallen in love with Antonio Lorenzo from the story I'm writing right with Josh, Mexican Heat.
Sarah McCarty's List

Phillip from the Lightning that Lingers by Laura London
Wolf from Mackenzie's Mountain Linda Howard (oh. I love this boooook. Love it. Oh Kristie (J) loves it tooo.)
Keegan from Keegan's Lady by Catherine Anderson
Johnny from the Outsider by Penelope Williamson
Alec from The Bride By Julie Garwood (oh how we adore old school romance)
Pepper Espinoza's ListRhett Butler—Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
Father Ralph de Bricassart—The Thorn Birds by Colleen McCullough (omg my original manlove crush. lmao richard chamberlain!!)
Nick Andros from The Stand
Bruce Wayne—Because he's freaking BATMAN (so true)
Matthew Spain—Snowball in Hell by Josh Lanyon
(and her own heroes)
Jesse Madding from the Master Chronicles (ok he's a very sweet man)
Jefferson Dering from A Hidden Beauty
Teo Mendez from Fortune's Return
Nathan Pierce from Chasing Silver
Jason Squires from Mad World (Pepper Espinoza)
Vivien Dean's ListMy pics of men I didn't write or have a hand in writing:
Jamie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon's Outlander books (sula!!)
Harry Dresden from Jim Butcher's Dresden Files
Corwin from Roger Zelazny's Chronicles of Amber
Rob Fleming from Nick Hornby's High Fidelity
Heathcliff from Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights (mmm....ralph fiennes)
My pics of men I had a hand in writing:
Gideon Keel from The Master Chronicles (Oh my my my my. My my.)
Nathan Pierce from Chasing Silver
Macaulay Jensen from Time in a Bottle
Mathias Larsen from Mercy of These Bones
Jason Randolph from Under a Rogue Moon
The last two on that list are Vivien Dean titles. And Macaulay is the hero in a short novella we have coming out in July, though we've just started a novel-length story that will follow up on it. That's probably why I'm so in love with him right now, lol.
Treva Harte's List

Wolf Mackenzie -- Mackenzie’s Mountain by Linda Howard (he's fricken awesome)
Kyle Donovan – Jade Island by Elizabeth Lowell
Michael Fury – Finding the Dream by Nora Roberts
Cain, Lord of Radnor -- Bond of Blood by Roberta Gellis
Frisco – Frisco’s Kid by Suzanne Brockmann (and these seals, they are for you, Treva)
All oldies, but have definitely stood the test of time for me.
Ally Blue's List
Swamp Thing, naturally. It's not drugs, it's POTATOES! Kind of...(tater tots!)Edward from the Anita Blake series. I would SO spread for Edward. My GAWD the dangerous-killer thing makes my girl-parts all tingly. Is someone bringing Jean-Claude? Because those two are just gagging to do each other. (i heart u)
Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy). He's not only The Smart One (relatively speaking), he's The Fun One. So, yeah. I always kind of wanted to be Ford Prefect, with the towel and the book and the slightly skewed world view. Hey, did you know there's HGTTG slash out there??? Very eye-opening, that O_O (lmfao)
Hell from Jet's Heaven Sent books. He's so awesome! I swear I want to keep him in my basement and pet him and brush his hair and dress him up in little outfits. Why are you looking at me that way???
The Doctor. Hey, if Jules can have a Torchwood guy, I can have THE Dr. Who guy. He and I will escape in the Tardis if the island gets boring :D

Josh Lanyon's List
Ralph Lanyon, The Charioteer by Mary Renault ( I need to read this book!!)
Donald Strachey, Ice Blues by Richard Stevenson
Tarzan, Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs (well, I want to get off this desert isle alive, after all) ( such a swinger)
Belimai Sykes, Wicked Gentlemen by Ginn Hale (I need to read this book!!!)
Sir Anthony Fanshaw, The Masqueraders by Georgette Heyer
Hey, I'm trying to be eclectic here!
Jet Mykles' List
Damn, that's a hard list to come up with. Here's my shot
Luc from my Purgatory (ok. Totally dig this dude.)
Radin from Dark Elves (what can I say, I LIKE my guys!)
Bruce Wayne/Batman (soooo popular)Jean Claude and Nathaniel from the Anita Blake series ( hey.is that cheating?)
Nathaniel and Galen from the Merry Gentry series are a toss up.
Meljean Brook's List
Daemon Sadi, The Black Jewels Trilogy, Anne Bishop
Nicholas Daventry, NO GREATER LOVE, Katherine Kingsley
Batman ( I DID NOT SEE THIS ONE COMING! heh. mwha)
Joscelin, KUSHIEL'S DART, Jacqueline Carey
Ysidro, THOSE WHO HUNT THE NIGHT, Barbara Hambly
Bam's List
LMAO
Jules Jones' ListLord Peter Wimsey, Dorothy Sayers
Miles Vorkosigan, Barrayar series, Lois McMaster Bujold (though he might be just a bit too *bouncy*) (bouncy can be good)
Ianto Jones, Torchwood (and before anyone says anything, let me point at the tie-in novels) (heh.heh. heh.)
Jack Fleming, the Vampire Files, PN Elrod
And I'll pick one of my own -- Richard from Spindrift, who is an absolute sweetie (unlike some of my heroes, whom I'd probably end up throttling within the week if I was trapped on a desert island with them).
J.L. Langley's List

Khan and Sobehk from Morgan Hawk's Fallen Star~(totally no brainer) 2 cocks a piece one pierced all to hell, both dominant alpha males (oh my god. that's a lot of pole dancing for our island. JL's going to need some sunscreen.)
Reese from Jet Mykles Purgator~he can do mathematical equations to try and get us off the island (of course with all those guys I'm not sure we'd wanna leave) and he can paint and make the place pretty
Leon from Ally Blue's Untamed Heart~he's a bad ass and can kill people so easily. So no one would piss me off with him around
Devon from LM Prieto's After Dark and After Midnight~I love his sense of humor and he's a werewolf. and I love ww's.
OK so there you have it folks.
I'd like to welcome JenB to bloglandia. Today is the grand opening of her new place. And I have a bag of treats to distribute at will. I'm so excited! I'm just going to randomly distribute books. Like the book fairy! See my wings!
Thanks to all my author pals for playing and thanks to Sam Kane who totally gave me this idea. She's my new bff. But not really (that's Adrien).
Books Up For Grabs:
Jules Jones winner's choice out of Dolphin Dreams, Lord and Master (which are the two recent novels), or both Spindrift books
Meljean Brook, Demon Night, (and may I add that Charlie is one of the best ever female characters. Ever)
Jamie Craig has two books to give away:a print copy of Chasing Silver and a print copy of Master of Obsidian
Sarah McCarty's HOT OFF THE PRESS Running Wild that Lisabea covets. Covets.
Josh Lanyon's collection....which means I have one of each to give away.The Adrien English Mysteries,The Hell You Say, Arresting Developments, Snowball in Hell, Partners in Crime, Man Oh Man, and Dangerous Ground. Heh.
Now leave a comment!
89 comments:
omg, a veritable TREASURE TROVE to bring to the island.
back later to comment in detail (running to meeting now) but I love our author's DIKs. Bwahaha. That sounds so dirty (i love it!)
Oh! How fun! And once again I feel as though I have read nothing. Almost all of these books are new to me. Oy! Thank God for Treva's inclusion of Frisco. He can come over and play with all of the Troubleshooters in my hut :)
Oooh, free books. I love books, but FREE books? They make me drool. Drool!!! And, of course, they would all be new authors for me! (My reading habits are going to cause me to file Chapter 11 some day.)
Good golly! Author DIKS! Yay! Those are some great picks and I see alot of books I need to put on my TBB list.
Sarah! I heart you for picking Alec from The Bride. OMG I love that book.
Ally? Swamp Thing! Awesomeness!
me me me me
*ahem*
Sorry, keyboard gremlins, yanno?
But I'd love to get some o' these. Save Demon Night, 'cause I have it. And The Adrien English Mysteries and The Hell You Say, 'cause I also have 'em.
But everything else, I'd be happy as a clam to get.
Really happy.
(by the way, you are both out of control and awesome, lb)
Oh, what great picks!
JL Langley: I don't know yours, but I like this idea of Khan and Sobehk plenty.
Jules Jones: Lord Peter Whimsey is BRILLIANT! I love him, too!
MJB: Joscelin, YES!
And Jet, I think Jean Claude is inspired. How did you end up with so many pairs? What is you plan?
Josh; TARZAN! You are a smart one, mister.
Ally Blue: Edward, excellent! A bit a danger there. Though he likes a pretty conventional girl, you know.
Vivien Dean: Heathcliff has been on my list lately. Nice.
Sarah M: Cowboys!
Pepper: Bruce is hot. Hotter in a tux than rubber.
Laura: Jake and Adrien. Finally together.
If you wanted to ban me from picking a Torchwood boy, you should have said so *before* I drew up the list. :->
This is so cool Lisabea! ....I can't believe how the DIK expanded like that!
and yay for free books, the only one i have is Demon Night, so please count me in!
Heh. lmao. I just saw this "Club Nose" Or as the French would say " Maison de Nez".
Hey LB... you shoulda picked the French rugby team for your hut. What? Not literary you say? Aux contraire! They have a calendar.
wOOt! JenB is blogging?? I didna know.
Awesome author picks! I just read My Fair Captain to see what the fuss was about. And allow me to say, I TOTALLY get it, now. Wonderful book!
Cool idea, LB! I love that meljean weighed in. Her heroes and JL Langley's seem to be causing the most consternation and hatefulness on the island. LOL! Little did she know what she wrote them that there would be panties dropping everywhere for them.
I told you that I just read Caine's Reckoning on the plane to San Francisco last week. I literally was sitting there blushing my ass off. LOL! I kept thinking, "Is it hot in here??"
ehem...or "when she wrote them."
Shit. More caffeine needed.
Kim- Oh.Holy.God. The naked French rugby team is burning hot. I am desperately trying to find one that matches a Brockmann hero so I can post it to my blog this month. Most of them are just too... well, not exactly military looking. Gawd! The tatoos!
SWAMP THING?!??!
Tarzan most definitely.
Alec from The Bride!!!
May have to pick some old school Julie Garwood menz....
Jules~No banning of the torch boy. We know how near and dear to your heart he is. I mean, I picked a girl for my cabana and I didn't get banned. And she's fricken heroic...
Sula~Treasure Trove! WHY DO WE NOT HAVE ANY PIRATES ON OUR LIST....Oh Captain Jack Sparrow...is there a book? Yes! A coloring book! I have one around here somewhere, I think....
Shannon~Oh nothing says friday like casual dress and a free book.
Azteclady~Please remember that I am fueled by Dunkin. I'm having one right now!
CJ~hehehe. See why I had to go eat my feelings last night?
Ana~Expansion in a DIK is a good thing.
Kim~Hmmm....the french rugby team, you say?
I have a pirate on my list. Because pirates are sexy, ARGH! My heart is breaking lb. I thought we had something special. But it's Adrien this, and Adrien that. If I didn't love him, I'd hate him. Sob. . .
Edward! And Jean Claude! I would f'ing love to see a sex scene between those two. Holy. Crap. I'm starting to sweat just thinking about it. Someone email LKH. I haven't read her last one. Is it in there?! I've already got Doyle, for whoever picked Galen b/c my brain is fried and I can't remember who picked what. These are all such great choices!
Glad I could help my not bff in some small way, lb. sniff.
OMG SAM!! When JC, Anita and Richard almost had their menage back in the days when I was loving this series, I wanted them to get their freak on so badly.
Now I think Anita gets busy with plants and rocks.
May I interject by saying that someone picked Han Solo and now I'm peeved that I didn't think of him. HAN! BETA! WISE ASS! So HOT.
K. Thanx.
Sam. You are my BFF (pt II) Sorry I forgot your pirate. Dang I haven't read that book!
Interesting choices. J.L.'s choice of Tarzan was inspired. And it looks like I'd have to fight Jet and Sam for any LKH characters. Although y'all can have Mistral cuz he BITES... HARD!
I haven't given it a LOT of thought, but I think mine would be:
Archeron & Savitar (from Kenyon's Dark Hunters)- dude, droolworthy gods. 'nuff said?
Rhys from LKH's MG series- nummy, with a sense of play
Micah from LKH's AB series- practical, and so secure in his alphaness that he doesn't feel like he needs to growl all the time
Vaughan from Madelynne Ellis' A Gentleman's Wager and Phantasmagoria-- there's not a woman or man he couldn't seduce if he put his mind to it
And, dammit, I'm picking an extra one--- Adam Black from KMM's Highlander series... or wait... maybe Drustan... or... oh, hell... I haven't even picked a werewolf yet... or a vampire.
I NEED MORE DIK CHOICES, DAMMIT!! MORE DIK!!
wasn't cheating. I pick JC and Nathaniel. I was just saying that it was a tough choice between Nathaniel and Galen because I adore them both so much!
*giggles at Ally's Swamp Thing*
Ally, I'm so sorry you got dissed from the DIK. How did that happen? We should be ashamed of ourselves for letting that happen!
To make it up to Ally, I think each of us should give up one of our men for Ally's hut.
::crickets::
These author DIK lists are amazing. I love the diversity.... and I think we can make rum... I mean, room for all of them.
LB thanks for expanding the DIK like this. ;o)
mmmmm, Mistral. Biting. Yes! Hey, it'd be handy to have a storm god along on a desert island, dontcha think?
Actually, Jet, don't forget the beautiful but psychotic CEL!! Maybe you could whip the Mean right outta him!
Dang. I never read those books...actually I haven't read a book since this madness began.
I love the DIK game. It's lots of fun watching you girls fight over your men. What an awesome collection of books to win here. I have Demon Night and I must say it is a fabulous read. Hi Meljean!
What an awesome DIK list. Seriously...some of these picks are amazing! Tarzan - holy crap what a great pick!!
Meljean - loved that she picked Daemon Sadi...he's my next pick...and if any of island bitches pick him first I'll burn down your hut and steal him back...just sayin.
And free book! Me want! The only one I've read of these is MJB's!
Ally Blue: Edward, excellent! A bit a danger there. Though he likes a pretty conventional girl, you know.
Nuh-uh! He only PRETENDS to like her to cover up his burning need to apply his man-bits to Jean-Claude's pearly backside!
**happily delusional**
Christine, you sweetie!
**hugs**
Nobody needs to give up their mens. Everybody needs to come over to my hut and party with me, the boys and the tater guy :D
Finally!!! Someone remembered Wolf! I love the man. I love all the Mackenzies, but without Wolf, them other ones wouldn't be here. Hehehe.
The Torchwood guys are awesome. The women too...hmmm...to have them all...
Speaking of Tarzan, anyone watch the Jungle Book live action with Jason Scott Lee? So. Hot.
I think Batman is a must have on any island.
Thanks for doing this LisaBea! ^_^
How wonderful! Maybe we should kidnap said writers to the island and put them to work writing stories of us and our men harems. ;) I'll bring the whipcream and the handcuffs.
So many new books to try! And if these authors love 'em, they must be good. I must expand my hut - it will not hold enough books.
I shall teleport one of the really pretty Andrew Carnegie libraries to the island to live in and put my men to work filling it with books. Mmmmmmmmm.
Men + books = love
This was so much fun; thank you for inviting us to play! I have to admit to having a tough time picking 5, though. Jamie was a no-brainer. LOVE LOVE LOVE him. Harry was almost as easy, but when it came to the rest of the list, I kept thinking of picky reasons to knock guys off, lol. Two of my other 3 I picked simply because they make me laugh so much as well as being hot. :)
Now, my personal list...at one point, I had 3 vampires on it. With 3 bloodsuckers, and only 3 humans, I decided the ratio wasn't that great. Plus, Jason is a werewolf, so he doesn't even count. So I knocked off the straight vamp and kept the two bi guys. And I figure Gideon is a good guy to have around for more than the sex. He'll do all the dirty jobs nobody else would want to do. :)
Vivien!!! Did lb mention how much I heart you for putting Jamie on the top of your list? hehehe. That man is just THE epitome of a hero, imho. yum.
She did! I cannot say enough wonderful stuff about Jamie; I compare almost every hero I read to him. Those books are half the reason I dragged my husband to Scotland so many times when we were living in the UK, lol.
THis is so awesome I love seeing what my fav authors would pick... HA HA I want Josh's second book for the love of god my house sitter took it and ran the bitch... *clears throat* anyway I shall never see it again and I need some Adrien fix. Amazon here i come.
Back on topic this is a cool idea LB great thinking! Oh and how could I forget my Rhett?
kb ~ I love Anita. I haven't read the latest one yet, but I hear it goes back to the early formula, less sex more bad vamps.
bev ~ Rhys. . . mmmmmm . . . Rhys
Mistral? Um, ow. Seriously. Ouchies.
lb ~ You luv me. You really do. (I'm waving my hands around like Miss America to keep from crying. I am so emotional right now!) I heart you back.
oh sam, you know who REALLY loves you.... yes, that's right. The one who brought a Sam Kane hero to the island. *ahem*
lb, I agree with Cap'n Jack. Perhaps we can arrange for our island to be the one he was stranded on? Maybe he's still there with his treasure trove of rum?
Vivien, I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one who contributed to the Scottish tourism economy as a result of Jamie. heh.
OOOohhhh! Bitch slapped by my Partner in CRIME! Well, I'm about to rectify that situation cuz I need Derek now. He will totally cheer me...I can throw coconuts at his head..and he can chase me along the beach and I'll let him catch me.
Sarai~I forgot to mention Josh's books are of the e variety..no one can steal them! Unless they steal your computer.
Little Alys~ Actually I need to thank all the authors who so kindly responded to my email. I think Everyone did! yay team!
Tracy~Nothing says harmonious living like a little arson, right? OMG what will we do next week?
Jill~Demon Moon is my all time favorite romance in the world. Have I mentioned that today?
hehehehe. lb, you know i luvs ya, but sometimes i get ornery. ;)
oooh, derek. you can bring him over to my hut for playdates with Ian.