Thursday, October 2, 2008

October the Third

Today my wee blog turns one. Tumperkin's too. So in honor of a solid year of effing off, I thought I'd...uh....eff off a little more. This post isn't about books. It's sorta about my imaginary invisible internet friends, Nose In A Book, and, er, me.
(Yes.It's Nate. It could not be lisabea's
blog without some Nate
mmmm.....Nate)



Fact: In 365 days I've posted 313 times. Holy crap. What do I talk about???

sometimes

Fact: ManLove Monday is the most popular "feature". No Duh. I have no clue how it happened...it just did.

Yes, it's him.

Fiction: I am organized.

Fact: I drop the ball regularly. Sew. Sorry.

Fact: Azteclady blames me! WHY?WHY?

Fiction: Teddypig gave me my first m/m book.

I heart him big time. Mwah.


Fact: He probably gave me my second.

Fact: BevQ is a smartie pants. Thank you.

Fact: Sam Kane and Sarah McCarty each have one Farhad Z twin.

Big Hands.

Fact: Naked Men are POP-U-LAR.

Hey. Does that look like Ben Afleck?

Fiction: Sula is my sister.

Fact: Sula is the LOL cat Queen.



Fiction: I care about scandal.

Fact: I hold a certain m/m author responsible for my writing obsession.

Hat tip right back attcha. And my forehead is better, thank you.


Fact: Also Tumperkin.

I love you, man. To my consternation, my nipples hardened.

Fiction: Bam got me started in blogging.

Fact: Bam is the shiznits. No really. Her award would be: she who dented my mastercard the most. Well, and her and Teddypig.

Fiction: I'm a size 2. (sob)

Fact: The Pop My Cherry Martini is the official Noseinabook beverage (everyone bow to Christine)

Christine, CJ,KB and I in November, I'm so sure.


Fact: Kim hooked me up with the nekkid French Rugby dudes. oooh la la.

We all bow to Kim.

Fiction: G is a nekkid French Rugby dude.

Fiction: Her real name is CJ.

Fact: DIK ate our lives. I'd do it again.

Nothing to do with the Desert Island Keeper thing.
But still funny.


Fiction: CJ has a toaster oven costume.

So smokin effin hawt.

Fact: CJ loves RC as much as I do.

Soon my precious.

Fiction: I'm in the pony picture.

These chicks are nuts.

Fact: My pony's name is rhainbow. And it's not my fault.

Fact: Buckeyes are my favorite cookie and Teddypig RUINED them for me FOREVER. snort. not really.

Fact: Teddypig sent the first nekkid man photo...and dude was in a JOCK JenB. So HOT.

Iz pritty.

Fiction: Tree sex is appropriate.

Just. O.M.G.

Fact: Nate is my boyfriend. Ok that's really fiction.

Read it.

Fact: I totally made up the Nosepicker Award. Srsly. NO REALLY.

Totally made up.

Fiction: The Penguins were nice. Me no likey.

Fact: Ally Blue's favorite band is Radiohead. She's a cool bean.

Fiction: Josh Lanyon pays me.

Please send cash.

Fact: Josh Lanyon was the first interview I ever did. And he wrote that book I love too much.

Fact: CJ really did coin the term Fanyon. O.M.G. has that stuck.

Fiction: My daughter is named Savitri Murray.

Savitri is mine!

Fact: I heart Meljean Brook big time.

Fact: Katiebabs is a sweetie.

Fact: Rosie is my secret girlfriend. (Don't deny it. You know we have a love thing.)

I'm the one in the kerchief. Heh.

Fact: V and Butch? They have A THING GOING ON. Pffft.

V as a cookie.


Fiction: Sarah is from Australia. Also it's fiction that I am a DUMB ASS.

Not where I thought she was from.

Fact: I heart Tracy.

Fact: Sarai is enthusiastic.

Fiction: I read books with vaginnies. Well not in the last 6 months.

What is this man doing? Seems sketchy.

Fact: Kristie J hooked me up.

Bring me Higgins!

Fiction: I put my crusader post up. SORRY KJ! But...I still say Higgins is the man.

Who are these women?

Fact: SF was a blast.

I'm fricken tired. I meant to do more, but enough already.

Anyway...that's some bits and pieces from various post this past year. I'm forgetting all about the books, mostly this entire adventure has been about making some cool new reading buddies, finding a few great reads, and learning how to play nice in the sandbox. Thanks everyone for keeping me company and humoring me.

Happy Birthday Blog.

Love,
Lisabea

39 comments:

Carolyn Jean said...

What is this craziness? I am so loving you and this post this morning.

HAPPY BLOG BIRTHDAY! OMG, the memories. Look how constructively you've spent your time this year.

Anonymous said...

My dear dear flower,
I have read your blog from afar, screaming in laughter at your wit, pining over the photos, caressing myself lovingly and weeping out of the sheer joy at discovering the wonders of your blog. I am looking forward to another year.
Your fan,
Russell "RC"

Samantha Kane said...

Happy Birthday Nose In A Book! Farhad and I were just reminiscing this morning about how you brought us together. Ah, good times, good times.

I heart you big time, lb and NIAB. Big time.

P.S. Ride the Giant Cock was funny.

lisabea said...

CJ I really wanted to put that RC video in. Son of a Preacher Man? Holy wow I watched it about 25 times. yesterday.

RC~I await your coming in glory. OMG I'm sooo going to hell now.

Sam~Farhad..those hands...so hot.

Bev(QB) said...

Teddypig gave me my first m/m book.
He probably gave me my second.
Buckeyes are my favorite cookie and Teddypig RUINED them for me FOREVER
Teddypig sent the first nekkid man photo

I hold a certain m/m author responsible for my writing obsession.
Also Tumperkin.

Bam got me started in blogging.
Bam is the shiznits. No really. Her award would be: she who dented my mastercard the most. Well, and her and Teddypig.

Kim hooked me up with the nekkid French Rugby dudes. oooh la la.

My pony's name is rhainbow. And it's not my fault.

Josh Lanyon pays me.
Josh Lanyon was the first interview I ever did.

Kristie J hooked me up.


From this I can only conclude that there really ARE dangerous and corruptive influences out on the intertubes. Apparently, this would have been a wholesome, family-friendly blog if only we could have saved Lisabea before they had a chance to sway her with their nefarious ways.

Fact: BevQ is a smartie pants. Thank you.

What'd I do NOW?!

lisabea said...

BevQ~NO you really are smart! I like that!

And, uh, thanks for pointing out that I was pure before these people came along. I WAS A SWEET MOM. I had never said the word fuck before. REALLY. K.That's a lie. I like to say fuck.

Josh Lanyon said...

Happy Birfday, Sweetbea! Why it seems like only yesterday you were stalking me through the undergrowth with your little camera and your wee I Heart RC button.

I owe that Teddy Pig a debt. I do. You are one of the funniest, smartest -- and you will always be a size 2 to me!

lisabea said...

::passes back origami dollar::

Thanks J. You know, that stalking post was probably one the most fun things I've done all year. Sew. Kewl.

And Teddypig gets blamed for so much. Mr. Bad. Influence. (I heart him)

azteclady said...

Fact: you are amazing.

Fact: you are sooooo to blame!


Happy blogversary, Lb, here's wishing you many more nekkid menz to come


heh.

Katiebabs said...

Aw, you are a sweetie also!! I am still waiting on my S&M gingerbread man!!
And November in NYC is so going to rock. The town will never be the same again!

lisabea said...

Azteclady~Sounds sticky. :) And you are too. Thanks for being a pal.

Katiebabs~We need to buy that sexy cookie book and make those cookies. Very naughty. I can't wait to see you again in NYC. Christine had better show!

Katiebabs said...

I am more skilled at making sock puppets than cookies.

JL said...

Happy Birthday Nose in a book!

Lisabea if You were a guy, Nate would totally do you!

Hmmmm, boy Teddy Pig is a bad bad boy! Is there anyone here he hasn't corrupted? *G*

azteclady said...

*raising hand* me, but only because lisabea corrupted me first :grin:





(and that would be good sticky, no?)

JenB said...

Happy Blog Birthday!

(jockstraps still scare me)

Teddy Pig said...

Teddy Pig is the root of all evil.

That is all.


Oh and Happy BB Day

lisabea said...

No way. You are the best thing since sliced bread.And boybutter. AND my personal SF tour guide. Plus my bookpimp.

Tracy said...

Happy Blog Birthday NIAB and LB!!! I heart you too honey! You make me laugh and have great pics of nekkid men! :)

Ride the Giant Cock - love.it.

thelastaerie said...

Happy Birthday, LB!

I've come to rely on this beautiful/sassy blog to feed my m/m fiction obsession. You're the funniest and sexiest blogger :)

*can't use openID, LJ is having problem*

MK/Kati said...

Happy, Happy BB Day, LB! (wow, that's a lot of B's!)

I've enjoyed hours and hours of entertainment on your blog, and can't wait to read more.

I also cannot wait to meet you in DC next year!

Happy day oh best nose picker evar!

Ana said...

Happy Blog Birthday!!!! : ) woohoo
*pops champagne bottle open*

Marg said...

Still going to have to disagree with you on the RC thing, even if he was nice enough to come and comment on your blog!

Happy blogiversary LB!

Carolyn Jean said...

Bring me Higgins? Gasp.

lisabea said...

::lifts glass....again::

thanks everyone.aw. sniff...I LOVE YOU MAN...that is NOT the alcohol talking.

And CJ, I like me a strapping blue collar man,especially one with an accent and a steady job. Me-ow.

Christine said...

This has got to be the best birthday post I've ever read. And not just because I got a shout out.

You're always such a smart, creative, and fun blogger, LB. You never fail to brighten up my day. I'll always read what you have to say, even if you never posted a naked man pic ever again. THAT is the sign of a true imaginary invisible internet friend. ;p

Happy Blog Birthday!! And many more.

xoxo

::raises pop my cherry martini::

::clink::

Laura said...

Happy Birthday, Noseinabook wonder woman, lisabea! You do good work here.

Sarah said...

Babe, your blog posts always put a smile on my face and you know you're totally to blame for the dent in my wallet, making me snort whatever I am drinking all over my laptop on a regular basis and for being respectful and unfailingly kind.

So MWAH! to you and Nose in a book - happy birthday to you. x x x

jessewave said...

Happy BB Lisabea. Since I discovered MLM I haven't been the same. *drinking cherry martini* Your blog posts are really the best.

Let's send JenB a sixpack ... of jockstraps so that she can help you celebrate in style *g*

lisabea said...

It's so embarrassing to laugh at one's own jokes..but that photo of new zealand cracks me up every single time.

And yes, jocks for everyone! Woot!

K. Off to rework book.

Thanks everyone!

Rosie said...

Do you sleep?? Okay so there's a party and a PICTURE of a cake, but no cake or beverage offered. What kind of a shindig is this.

Oh and yeah...we'll always have SF. That's all anyone needs to know.

Katiebabs said...

LB: you do know you are one of the reasons I have begun reading very different types of books?
And I have a new found love for sushi :P

lisabea said...

Rosie~It was an extreme blogging week. I'm POOPED.

You want cake? Beverages? You show up for RWA...we'll eat, drink, and be merry you and I. :P Tell GG I say hello.

KB~I think I had one piece of that damn sushi...but a couple of the beers.

Sarah said...

hehe. It doesn't look a great deal like Aussie does it. O-O.

Tumperkin said...

ohmigodohmigodohmigodImissedourjointbirthdayIamsocrapatrememeberingbirthdaysIamsosorryIloveyouandIloveyourweeblogandpleasedon'teverstopbloggingorbeingfabulous,LB.

*deep breath*

Ally Blue said...

OMG! Happy Blog Birthday WAY late!
**sends manwhores with ice cream and cake**
I heart you like mad :D

kim said...

WOW! I am 3 days late to the party. Are the adult beverages all gone? Damn. Any manwhores left? Cake? Damn.

Anyway, Mwah *smooches* LB and belated happy blogday!

Bridget Locke said...

I'm sorry I didn't do this before now, but...Happy Belated Blog Birthday! You've kept me laughing for a whole year now and that is awesome! :)

Thank you for being such an awesome, wonderful person! For sending me books when you didn't have to & getting autographs when you could've gotten all of them just for you.

You are the bestest & I *heart* you! :)


XOXO!

lisabea said...

Thanks you guys! And Bridget, it was my pleasure.

Ally~Manwhores are always welcome at NIAB.

::sending manwhores to Kim to paint walls::

T~I still heart you 4 evah.

kim said...

LB, I have three manwhores now that are helping with the repairs. Francisco (rebuilt the foundation and floor), Miguel(painting and sheetrock) and Juan(ceramic tile) and they are awesome...but I always say... you can never have enough manwhores.

Wish I took Spanish in high school instead of the incredibly helpful 3 years of French.