Thursday, May 28, 2009

Decaf is Evil


I was google imaging 'migraine funny' in order to explain why I'm silent and buried under the covers today (I have a caffeine headache, fyi, no biggie)...and in my foul foul mood I sent an email to a friend. Oh. One should never email on decaf alone.

I wasn't pleasant. Frankly, I was bitch.

And then I stumbled upon this:

At the beginning of the school year my principal told us a story about a bucket of crabs. He said if you watch the bucket you can see some crabs trying to climb out and meanwhile other crabs in the bucket are trying to pull them back down. Instead of helping their friends to escape they pull them back down into the bucket. He told us this story in the hopes that we would really work as a team this year and celebrate each others accomplishments instead of being nasty when other succeed.

It's like internet I-Ching. Thanks migrainemom.

I've ground some beans (Jet Fuel ala TPig) and taken two Tylenol and I'm writing. Hope you all have a pleasant day.

I'm practicing pleasant.

And remember, kids:

5 comments:

Tracy said...

Are you trying to get off of caffeine or do you just not have enough of the good stuff (coffee)?

Kati said...

When I was in Shepherdstown, WV recently, I went into one of their two funky coffee shops (gotta love a college town!) and found bags of "Wake the Fuck Up" coffee, which I just found to be hilarious.

I'm not a coffee person (can't bear the taste), but I am a caffeine person. Mine just comes in the form of 24 oz of Diet Dr. Pepper every morning.

*rubs back*

Feel better, LBea. And there's no need to be nice. We love you bitchy!

MUAH!

Little CJ said...

Don't look at me! I took all the pins out!

Jill Sorenson said...

I've heard that coffee increases sex drive AND reduces breast size. I don't know if I should drink more or less.

Okay...more!

Hope you feel better.

whateverfor said...

Poor LB :( You gotta watch those caffeine levels, just like blood sugar. Sudden dips and surges are unsettling.

Hairy feet! Ha!