Caution. Blathering, spoilers, and bitching ahead.

The Return of the King DeRo
I haven't dedicated any blog-time to my new favorite secret gay boyfriend lately and I know he feels slighted. (iz okay) It is a shame that I've been too busy to slobber, because truly, he continues to thrill me in the most base way.
Oh get over it. I'm a fan.
Anyway. Yesterday (or possibly Monday, well actually it's soap land so it was Friday when yesterday started, which makes the day rather prolonged in my personal opinion), everyone in DeRo-burg went to a wedding. Bow-ties were spotted.
But there wasn't much drama. Which is problematic because there was intended drama and it just failed to be dramatic to yours truly. It was, as we say in Lisaland, a total snooze fest.
I was convinced that at some point shit was going to go down so I stayed tuned.
For Dennis G. In a bow tie!
Time slogs by. It felt like days (days and bloody days).
I hoped the bride or groom would choke on a fishbone or something just to liven things up/end my torture, but alas, NO. Or maybe Ben (who for the record I would like if he only grew some nuts) would pull a Ross Geller at the altar and call Isabelle Katja!! Or even more thrilling--he'd call Isabelle Roman--and then the wedding would take a most excellent turn.
But again. No.
Eventually, the guests danced. Wheeee.
While everyone was swaying around sexlessly--something did finally occur. Yup. It took only a few meaningful glances and our long suffering DeRo was BANG back together.
I. Ask. You.
How can they (AWZ) put us (THE ESKIMO PEOPLE) through four months of delicious hand-wringing (or so, I haven't actually kept track of how many months since Roman was a cheater-pants) and angst and fist shaking at YouTube and then, wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am put them back together with an eye blink? BANG--they're porking.
Okay, the porking bit was totally awesome. And, anyone who reads my books knows that I'm a sucker for the cloak room make-out sesh. It was delivered scrumptiously by the boys.

(nom nom)
I am also partial to the two-handed face hold kinda kiss.
HOLD STILL WHILE I KISS YOU.
DAMN IT.
Good times ensued. Namely, Roman hauling his Deniz aka
the injured party over his shoulder caveman style and carrying him into the bedroom.
::fans self::
But, much like this post, AWZ could work on pacing for that particular storyline. Just sayin'.
Some folks didn't like the sight of Roman carrying Deniz because they have it in their minds that Roman is a cookie-cutter TV gayman (ie swishy bottom in delicious printed drawers that looked a little like Underoos. SO CUTE) and I'd like to propose to those viewers that perhaps these characters have a little more depth than that.
Speaking of characters with little depth, the pants around the knees underroo/underwear shot of my nfsgbf? DEVINE. Now that was worth four months of agony.
So I'm a pig. So what? At least that moment was good television.
LB